Wedding Speeches
Are you feeling overwhelmed about writing and delivering a funny, warm wedding speech? Let me turn your obligation into a pleasure As a comedy writer and poet I capture your memories and weave your story into witty sensitive wedding verse, as seen through your eyes, and written from YOUR heart – and avoiding all those wedding speech clichés that you hear too often. I commissioned Jan to write a bridegroom’s speech for me. A woman came up to me afterwards and said it was the best bridegroom’s speech she’d ever heard. I had them laughing, I had them crying. They were in the palm of my hand, thanks to Jan. Paul, Hampshire My...
Read MorePromote your Business
What can I do for your business? Listen to an sample: BespokeBakeryVO I have been commissioned by both small and large businesses and have written verse for advertisements, 60 second business pitches, spoof lyrics for videos, and even company re-branding. In conjunction with Richard Heathcote, British Voice Over Artist I can also provide you with a professional recording of your verse for website or radio. Bespoke Bakery Celebration Cakes Are your muffins looking droopy, are your fruit cakes dry and flat? Do your sponge cakes leave their tin with an unsatisfactory splat? Perhaps your busy lifestyle leaves you little time to bake, Don’t worry we can help you with a celebration cake. Read More We bake our cakes to order, any shape and any...
Read MoreBirthday/Anniversary
A Perfect Verse is an exceptionally thoughtful bespoke poetry gift for birthdays and anniversaries. Take a journey back in time and share your memories and feelings with someone you love. Your Perfect Verse will be warm and funny; often bringing about both laughter and tears. My mother cried when I read her the 60th birthday poem you wrote on my behalf. It was humorous, but also incredibly moving. She was convinced I had written it myself; amazingly it was written through my eyes, with my phrasing. The warmth, sensitivity and humour was perfectly pitched. Thank you Jan Sharon, Hampshire February 2010 Thank you so much for the poem for our daughter’s...
Read MoreFor My Mummy/Daddy
A Perfect Verse Toddler Tome is a poignant gift; beautifully capturing the relationship between your child and a loving relative. What would your toddler say…if he could put his feelings into words? The price of a For my Mummy/Daddy ‘Toddler Tome’ is £127 (470 words) Find out a little more or email me if you have an enquiry. You can also telephone me on 07917 127381 A poem, from a young boy to his mother, was on show at a party. All the women who were mums cried tears of joy; all the women who were not mums wanted to become mums. This is the power of Jan Jack’s Perfect Verse. Highly recommended Paul, London July 2010 Jan wrote a Toddler...
Read MoreEulogies & Tributes including a Funeral Poem for Mum
A memorable eulogy can be very comforting to those in distress. If you would like your feelings and memories for a loved one put into a warm and affectionate eulogy then please contact me . It can be something simple, just a few lines, or perhaps something a little longer. Thanks Jan for writing the most amazing poem for my Nan’s funeral service. Everyone commented on how beautiful the poem was, the chicken line was a particular favourite I’m still not sure how I managed to read it out, your tips certainly helped. Chris, London September 2011 ...
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Funny Wedding Poems & Bespoke Poetry for Occasions written by Comedian/Poet Jan Jack





