Bespoke Wedding Speeches

Do you nee Bespoke wedding speeches d to write and deliver a warm and witty wedding speech? Standing up in front of family and friends can be so daunting. And how do you find that perfect blend of warmth and humour? Maybe a bespoke wedding speech is your answer.

Let me take away your worry and turn your obligation into a pleasure.

I was terrified at being asked to speak at my mate’s wedding, but Jan, the funny best man speech you wrote exceeded my expectations. Such a beautifully written blend of funny stories with a delightful touch of naughtiness! It had everyone laughing throughout & talking about it all evening.

I loved your ‘ad libs’ too – they really brought it to life. Just brilliant.

Sam S, Hants

My Bespoke Wedding Speech Service

As a comedian and poet I’ve helped many Best Men, Fathers of Brides and Besotted Bridegrooms with warm and witty bespoke wedding speeches – which they actually enjoy reading. I also write bespoke poetry and funny wedding readings for brides too.

“When young, Clare’s bedroom wouldn’t be the tidiest in our home

The cleaners took one look; it was declared a no-go zone

I wouldn’t go in either – I was really not enthused

You’d almost need a sniffer dog to find two matching shoes..”

My service is very personal; contact me on 07917 127381 for an informal chat; we’ll talk about about the options within your price range and put your fears to rest.

Here’s some tongue-in-cheek advice….

The Perfect Best Man Speech

Don’t get drunk and slur your words, or things will fall so flat,
Don’t criticise your best friend’s Mum; don’t poke fun at her hat,

Don’t mention that the bride has put on quite a lot of weight,
And never say you thought his previous wife was really great,
Don’t show them stag night photos, of him tied up to a tree –
There are certain bits of grooms that we should never have to see,

Be thoughtful, warm and funny, and don’t waffle for too long,
Or book a Perfect Verse and you will find you won’t go wrong!